Heave the Hawk

HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last four decades.

Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"My behind was so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from it."

- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

"It looks like he's all up in Konerko's grill."

- Darrin Jackson

Tony LaRussa
Strap it Down





Dick Allen
COOL.
NOT COOL.