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HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.
"My behind was so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from it."
- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson
"They are kicking butt and taking names."
- Darrin Jackson
september 19, 2009 07:11am
Sox Move Hawk to Concessions
Chicago, IL- In what may be known as the best move he has ever made, Sox GM Kenny Williams announced that Hawk Harrelson will be relegated to beer duty next season.
"Regular folks, including partner Steve Stone, have just had enough of Hawk's silliness. I think Miller Lite vendor is the perfect fit for Ken. He can still engage in douchebaggery, you know... nonsensical ramblings, twangy catch phrases, but the entire viewing audience will not have to endure it."
Williams went on to say that Harrelson's primary post will be section 121, near first base.
"This section is notorious for attracting White Trash...like those guys that beat up the Royals first base coach. These are the sort of people that appreciate Hawk."
"Miller Lite" (Hawk Harrelson)
september 13, 2009 07:11am
Sox Now 10-3 Without Hawk
The Sox are 10-3 this year when Hawk does not announce the game.
Keep him out of the booth and, poof, the Sox will make the Playoffs.
september 12, 2009 07:11am
Sox on Fox Again!
Sox at LA Angels today on Fox at 3:10.
Danks (12-9) vs. Santana (7-8)
White Sox are 6 out with 6 yet to play vs. Detroit. It's possible, friends.
