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HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.
Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"Some of these guys are so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from their behind with a pair of pliers"

-Ken "Hawk" Harrelson


"Alright now. No fiddle faddle. Here comes the hard stuff."

-Darrin Jackson

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Tony LaRussa
Strap it Down

april 29, 2008 11:54am

Top Chicago Broadcasters

The Sun-Times reviewed Chicago's sports broadcasters. There's no surprise to where Hawk and DJ end up.

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march 15, 2008 07:00pm

And It Stoned Me

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Steve Stone to join Ed Farmer on the radio side. Too bad he didn't replace DJ.

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december 27, 2007 09:43pm

Happy Holidays!

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On sabbatical in Hawaii hanging with my life coach, Miloshev (pictured above).

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