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Hawkism
Pronunciation: ho'kiz'um
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle Hillbilly & Late White Trashian;
from Middle Hillbilly howgism, from Late White
Trashian trailer vernacular, from Spanish trasho
del blanco, from French trasche blanche
1. A catch phrase commonly used by White Sox announcer
Ken Harrelson.
2. Standard parlance of an incompetent hillbilly; staple
of stylized speech patterns associated with South Carolinian
trailer communities; used to "describe" an
event (or even a sequence of events) without uttering
more than 8 or 9 syllables; in essence, a substitute
for original thought.
· He gone
· Gaaaas
· Duck snort
· Grab some bench
· Chopper, two hopper
· Cinch it up and hunker down
· Sit back, relax, and strap
it down
· I Luuuuuuuv cotton candy
· I Luuuuuuuv e-mail
· I Luuuuuuuv America
· I Luuuuuuuv when you analyze
· I Luuuuuuuv hats
· I Luuuuuuuv that duck
· Catbird seat
· Hang wiff 'em
· Roll him up right here
· Sacks packed with Sox
· You can cancel the post game
show
· C'mon, you gotta do some
chunkin' right here
· We've got 'em right where
we want 'em
· Zone him in, reel him in,
and light him up
· Gotta bristle up right here
· Big hack, no contack
· C'mon, be a two strike hitter
· We got a whooole lotta work
to do
· He's on the bump tomorrow
· That ball hit deep
· Dadgum right
· Good speed aboard
· He needs to bow his neck
· Right size, wrong shape
· He just missed that one
· Double barrel of action
· Down to their last bullet
· Thank you very much
· Ducks on the pond
· Rack ‘em up
· Stay fair
· Get foul
· Poof
· Ball 4 base hit
· Should be…it is
· Mercy!
· Get on back there
· STRETCH
· Can-o-corn
· Pick-to-click
· Sucks it up
· Watch out
· He got a cookie there D.J.
· The dreaded leadoff walk
· Getting ridden hard and
put away wet
· Lookin' for it, got it, and
couldn't do nothin' with it
· "Heiny
bird???"
· That's trouble
· This game is "O-VAH!"
· Way back, he looks up, you
can put it on the board...YES!
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