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THE GOOD
3.30.07
Love the site. As an avid Cleveland Indians
fan for quite some time now, I must tell you how painful
it is for me to watch the tribe take on the White Sox
in Chicago. Because I know that Hawk will be there,
with his homering self, talking random, incoherent bull.
I am not saying the tribe fans are the best, but why
on earth would Hawk be rooting for a team that he never
played for?
2.19.07
Great website, guys! I've been making fun of
the Hawk since his days with the Wimperoo.
I'd rather hear 5 minutes of dead air than listen to
that dumbass talk about some stupid thing that happened
in 1966. Keep up the good work and here's hoping The
Hawk will fly the coup soon. Yessssssssss!
9.26.06
Thanks for the site. I was starting to wonder
if my brother, dad and I were
the only sane Sox viewers left on the planet. Now I
know there's others who are being driven insane as well.
Thanks again and good luck. Oh, and D.J. really does
suck. I mean, he seems like a nice guy but, man, listening
to him is like driving over a gravelly road with two
flat tires.
9.26.06
Being from New England I always loved the Hawk.
He gained icon status here after one year in 68. Don't
feel the same about him anymore, he's a buffoon!!!!
He was on WEEI sports radio just before Allstar break.
Made a complete fool out of himself in his praise of
the White Sox. You guys in Chicago would have been embarrassed
listening to him. Just was way way overboard. He was
sickening. If he was the announcer in Boston I would
never listen to him.
9.12.06
95% of what Hawk and DJ say is unfounded, unprovable
bullshit that doesn't need to be part of the game announcing
(particularly all the crap about their careers) and
wasn't back in the "Brickhouse" days. They
haven't made the games more interesting with their "retired
ballplayer inside information", they've just made
it more annoying. I'm not so much put off by the "You
can put it on the board.....Yesss", or even the
"He gone". Every announcer had a signature
home run tag for their home team 4-baggers, and some
for the opposition strikeouts. But what the hell does
"a can of corn" or a "duck snort"
(and a few other down-home cutesy terms) have to do
with what actually happened? Also, any time one of these
jerks starts to talk by saying "Well.." I
know to duck because here comes some more bullshit.
I could learn to put up with them if they would JUST
SHUT UP and fall out of love with their own voices.
7.23.05
First, let me start by telling you I am a Red Sox who
now lives in Florida. So I am watching the game on WGN.It
took this complete douche 3 innings to piss me off so
badly that I had to find this site. The fans of Chicago
absolutely deserve better than this. There is no way
I could ever endure a full season of listening to his
bullshit. I couldn't believe untill i found this site
that he uses those hawkisms day in and day out,
it would drive me insane. In fact, I think it may already
have. I now have to leave my home and go somewhere
that has the game on NESN. I' ve signed the petition
and am going to have everyone i know sign it as well,which
by the way i am a bartender so I know lot's of people.You
guys need all the help you can get, I feel so bad for
you. Does anyone at WGN listen to the broadcasts? When
i'm done here i'm going to e mail him and D.J. I doubt
he is going to read it on the air. My personal favorites
are, He gone and the all time classic, AND YOU CAN PUT
IT ON THE BOARD ,YES. I'm sorry the fans of Chicago
have to put up with this.
6.23.05
You are so welcome. It's a great site and my pleasure
to have contributed a little bit toward your work. I
haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The best part
is you brought up all the things that have driven my
whole family nuts about Hawk (hunker down, duck snort,
can o corn, etc.) for years. Some nights we actually
turn the TV off and listen to the radio while watching
the TV cuz he is so friggin annoying. My son got a kick
out of it because he has been calling Hawk a "douchebag"
for years. My husband got a big kick out of the picture
on the homepage...especially the "he gone" saying and
the eye patch and beak. I think he sent you an email
about it, he enjoyed it so much. Thanks again. We've
let all our friends know about your site, as they would
would also love to "Heave The Hawk." Ha!
6.17.05
This is one of the funniest things I have read. I'm
a huge Sox fan & everything you say is true. I wish
I could hear Darrin's "UH OHHH" every time Hawk goes
into one of his mindless rants about Carl Yastrzemski,
Don Drysdale, Yogi Berra, or some other slob that none
of us have ever seen play. Does he really think I care
about how many dozens of "gawlf" bawls he wishes he
had every time he sees Herm re-lace a glove? Maybe Hawk
suffers from Tourettes? Maybe D.J. ate some of that
poison Blowfish in Japan, causing him to be so "glazed."
If I hear one more time, "What the problem is..." I
might go on top of a bell tower. Keep hope alive, gentlemen...keep
the hope alive. Thanks again, Mark
6.13.05
I, too, can't stand the TV broadcast with the constant
"HE GONE" and that other idiot which ultimately degrades
WHITE SOX baseball. And, send Jerry packing with them.
Chuck
THE BAD
6.23.05
Get a life. Have you ever listened to other team broadcast.
The Hawk and DJ are great broadcasters and fans, at
least they are not as boring. And as far as being obnoxious,
the reflection shines back. Like I said, grow up and
get a life. P.SGrow Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE UGLY
4.27.07
Your a waiste of space. Get a life and then
commit suicide.
6.27.06
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD - YEAAAAAAAAAH! You guys
are faggots. You probably live in Boystown, root for
the Cubs and lick each others assholes. Hawk is a legend
and you guys are just jealous.
6.1.06
My friend who's a twins fan found this website
and told me to check it out. I just wanted to let you
know that this is the most retarded website out there.
You are a fucking loser and there is no place for you
in the white sox nation. Go up to the north side you
fag and take it up the ass like the true cubs fan you
are.
10.4.05
GO FUCK YOUR SELF GAY FUCKING CUB FAN. DO US
ALL A FAVOR AND KILL YOUR SELF
6.23.05
ill start this bit of hate mail nice and easily. ya
gotta stop talking out of you cock loving asshole. hawk
harrelson though sometimes moronic and slow witted,
is a legend. like him or not hes hear to stay and he'll
be announcing the best team in baseball motherfucker,
so sit back relax and enjoy the ride fuckass
6.14.05
YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP & GO TO THE NORTH
SIDE TO GET ASS RAPED BY YOUR FELLOW HOMO'S!!!
6.14.05
You guys are a bunch of cocksuckers. You have nothing
better to do with your time than do this. Grow up, get
a life and take your dick out of each others ass. Hawk
is great, fags
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