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This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.
Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"Well, Don Cooper has got the pitchers with a great frame of mind."

-Darrin Jackson


"My behind was so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from it."

-Ken "Hawk" Harrelson
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Tony LaRussa
Strap it Down

july 03, 2009 10:11am

Sox on Fire

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Six in a row!

june 30, 2009 07:11am

Hawk Not Inventor of Batting Glove

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The self-proclaimed "Inventor of the Batting Glove" is mistaken.

june 29, 2009 11:23am

"Watch Out"

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Dick off the old block?

Hawk does not claim Richard as his son, nor the other 3 kids from his first marriage.

"In The Jailhouse Now" (The Soggy Bottom Boys)