Heave the Hawk

HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last four decades.

Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"Hey, hey, hey...shut yo mouf."

- Darrin Jackson

"Yeah but he got the hit that really hurt us, that little duck fart double."

- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

Tony LaRussa
Strap it Down





Dick Allen
COOL.
NOT COOL.