Heave the Hawk

HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.

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Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"Hey, hey, hey...shut yo mouf."

- Darrin Jackson

"I think what Joe West is trying to do is get the dynamics of what happened in sequence...and get them to agree to it."

- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

Tony LaRussa
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july 14, 2009 07:11am

A Sphincter Says What?

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Hawk throws down some classic sphincter talk in this clip.

What, other announcers don't talk about the muscles around their assholes?

"That Will Ruin Your Sphincter" (Hawk Harrelson)