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HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.
"I think what Joe West is trying to do is get the dynamics of what happened in sequence...and get them to agree to it."
- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson
"A lot of why, why, why, why in this business."
- Darrin Jackson
july 16, 2009 07:11am
Hawk Has Yaz Spaz
Orlando, FL- Reports from the Harrelson family compound indicate the All-Star break has been anything but one.
The Hawk is in the midst of a prolonged "Yaz Spaz," yapping incessantly, and, at times, incoherently, about his former teammate and current man-crush, Carl Yastrzemski.
A typical Yaz Spaz lasts one or two innings, but Harrelson has been singing Yaz's praises for, "four fucking days now," said a source close to the family.
Hawk's former broadcast partner and caddy, Darrin Jackson, confirmed the onoing Spaz after 36 holes at Ventura Country Club on Wednesday.
"His mindset on the course is all Yastrzemski right now...mindset. If he can get his mindset back to what it needs to be and off of Yaz, he will be able to get it done...mindset-wise."
