Heave the Hawk

HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.

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Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"Alright now. No fiddle faddle. Here comes the hard stuff."

- Darrin Jackson

"The worst decision was hiring [Hawk] Harrelson as a general manager and the second worst was letting him fire the manager."

- Jerry Reinsdorf

Tony LaRussa
Strap it Down






july 21, 2009 07:11am

Sosa On Steroids? No Way.

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This picture indicates that Sammy Sosa couldn't have taken steroids. He probably just changed to a much tighter fitting jersey.

This is the part where I have to tell the Hawk fans it's a joke before they start sending emails.

I will be in a great mecca of performance-enhancing drugs (if you play bass) until Tuesday- Portland, OR.

Will try to check in.

Go Sox!