HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.

"My behind was so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from it."

- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

"Hey, hey, hey...shut yo mouf."

- Darrin Jackson