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HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.
"We see it all up here DJ."
- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson
"The worst decision was hiring [Hawk] Harrelson as a general manager and the second worst was letting him fire the manager."
- Jerry Reinsdorf
august 03, 2009 07:11am
Peavy Invokes "No 'He Gone' Clause"
Chicago, IL- New White Sox pitcher Jake Peavy is excited to play for the Sox except for one obvious problem, Hawk Harrelson.
"I can't wait to get on the mound, however, I can't have some twangy hillbilly muttering "he gone" out the side of his mouth every time I strike somebody out," explained Peavy yesterday.
The former Padres hurler elaborated, "I have invoked a "No 'He Gone' Clause," the first of it's kind. There will be no 'he gones' when I pitch. Reinsdorf knows it. Hawk knows it. I just won't tolerate this disrespect to my native language, English."
