Heave the Hawk

Hawk Harrelson

Oprah

TELL
YOUR
FRIENDS
CHICAGO

Friends with Oprah?
Does your mom shoot Jaeger with Jerry Taft?
Did your buddy sell insurance to Mark Prior? Oh, your friends aren't famous?
Send them a link anyway.

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HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.

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Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"Yeah but he got the hit that really hurt us, that little duck fart double."

- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

"Well, Don Cooper has got the pitchers with a great frame of mind."

- Darrin Jackson

Tony LaRussa

Strap it Down

august 14, 2009 07:11am

Hawk Fond of A.J. Too

Who's that jag trying to get in on some Pierzynski party pics? Poof, it's Hawk.

Anyone know what the beaked one says here after A.J. hits a routine fly ball?

Standard hillbilly muttering is all I can make out...

"A.J. Hits Routine Fly Ball" (Hawk Harrelson)