Heave the Hawk

HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.

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Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"They are kicking butt and taking names."

- Darrin Jackson

"I think what Joe West is trying to do is get the dynamics of what happened in sequence...and get them to agree to it."

- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

Tony LaRussa
Strap it Down






august 16, 2009 07:11am

Sox Better Without Hawk

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The White Sox are 8-3 this year when Hawk does not do the broadcast.

6-1 on Fox...1-1 on ESPN...they lost vs. Cincinnati when Hawk had family business, but they won handily yesterday while the game was not televised.

Rumor has it Hawk was in the stands yesterday in Oakland, sauced up on Miller beer that he brought into the ballpark. He was allegedly yelling hawkisms in typical repetitive fashion until he was escorted out by security.