Heave the Hawk

HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.

Heave the Hawk T-Shirt
Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"Some of these guys are so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from their behind with a pair of pliers"

- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

"Alright now. No fiddle faddle. Here comes the hard stuff."

- Darrin Jackson

Tony LaRussa
Strap it Down






august 21, 2009 07:11am

DJ Really Into Heave the Hawk Shirt

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Chicago, IL- The new tee fits DJ just fine, according to sources close to the Sox radio analyst. "He hasn't taken that shirt off since he got it. He even wore it in the pool," shared DJ's kids yesterday.

DJ offered his appraisal of the situation, saying, "Nine years in the booth with that asshole...he just knew everything about everything. The mental abuse got to me. You're damn right I want that jerk fired...and I'm just really into these new T-shirts. They are good for everything from lifting weights to snacking...ya know, just getting it done."