Heave the Hawk

HE GONE
This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.

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Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"It looks like he's all up in Konerko's grill."

- Darrin Jackson

"My behind was so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from it."

- Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

Tony LaRussa
Strap it Down






august 25, 2009 07:11am

"It's a Warsh"

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The Hawk hit just .248 and .203 respectively in 1966 and 1967 for the Washington Senators, but looked marvelous the whole time.