This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last four decades.
"You don't really see anyone being too accurate with their balls tonight."
- Darrin Jackson
"My behind was so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from it."