Heave the Hawk
Heave the Hawk Harrelson Chicago White Sox Baseball.

Sign the petition and maybe someone up there will listen...the Sox, the Divine Creator, the Boognish...what have you. We can land a man on the moon but we can't land a decent announcer? "The Hawk" is a joke and Chicago deserves better. Sign it, send it to a friend, and on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.

So you'll have that going for you...which is nice.

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